God’s Salt & Light

Alright, so you don’t believe in me. (But what if you’re wrong?)
God.

Don’t forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today.
God.

Its not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.
God.

If you missed the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow.
God.

How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.
God.

Nietzche is dead.
God.

I was thinking of making the world black and white. Then I thought Naaah.
God.

How can you call yourself a free thinker when you can’t even accept the possibility of my existence?
God.

If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece. Look in the Mirror.
God.

Please don’t drink and drive. You’re not quite ready to meet me.
God.

When you’re weary, feeling small. When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all. Simon and Garfunkel. Ditto.
God.

I think you’re the most beautiful person in the world. OK, I’m biased.
God.

What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the newspaper?
God.

Earthlings, don’t treat me like an alien.
God.

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.
God

C’mon over and bring the kids.
God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not…" didn’t you understand?
God

We need to talk.
God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.
God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it.
God

I love you and you and you and you and…
God

Will the road you’re on get you to my place?
God

Follow me.
God

Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding.
God

My way is the highway.
God

Need directions?
God

You think it’s hot here?
God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
God

Do you have any idea where you’re going?
God

Don’t make me come down there.
God

Include your children when baking cookies

Something went wrong in jet crash

Experts says police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Safety experts say that school bus passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant

Two Soviet ships collide, one dies

Red tape holds up new bridge

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

Kids make nutritious snacks

Man minus ear waives hearing

10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians … and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.
You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible.
5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."

Friends, countrymen and Germans……lend me your ears

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Tq!!!

Last nights supper at 3am in the morning

2 soft boiled eggs and 4 slices of bread

I dipped the bread in the egg and ate……..YUMMY!!!!

U guys shud really try this stuff, it rockzx!

"But know this, that in the  last days of perilous times will come :

For men(man and woman) will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters,

proud, blasphemers,  disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good,

traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure than lovers of God,

having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!

For of this sort are those  who creep into households and make captives of gullible

women loaded down with sins, led away by carious lusts

Always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."

*This Bible verse came to me as an important information to u all. It shows that times will change and people will change into selfish lustful and sinful selves. This is the prophecy of the Bible 2000 years ago. The world is nearing the End Times. The world will be destroyed soon after God judges all of us. He will come in His glory from heaven and no one will escape it. Salvation still waits for all of you.

Todays lunch

1) 1 bowl of cornflakes with strawberry flavored milk

2) 1 soft boiled egg

3) Manggo Yogurt

Todays dinner

1) 1 corn cob

2) Biskits

Todays meal!

Today i had bread for lunch.

2 pcs - butter + jam
2 pcs - butter + jam
2 pcs - butter + black pepper

Thats rite……..u heard me……….butter n black pepper………..and its so nice! =)

Kinda addictive too………

Its been a while since i last blogged. Kinda weird feelings again. This is very very unusual of me. Its near exams. And im no where prepared frankly. Erm, sometimes i get tat lost motivation to study. I wonder if its me or somethings else.

And yet, im supposed to be trembling wit fear and anxious, yet im not. Wonder why. Gods peace probably. But will He give peace to ppl who dont do work properly? I mean, im kinda lost. I knw He will guide me back. Bro n sis in Christ, do help me yah.

Well according to Jason Wong(who has started calling me Pinarello…which i dont mind actually) either im the sprinter or marathon runner in studies. Well i am a marathoner physically but i tink i do the 100 dash in studies. If Asafa Powell is 9.79……mine will be much faster than him, but its a risky business i might fall along the way.

Anyways, another thing i seem to not understand (and no one else in this world) is Gods yearning to always reconnect. He’s so persistent in that. No one is as persistent as God when it comes to relationships. MY spiritual walk has been OK only to be honest. But always for the past 1 month i went to service on Sunday….God still touches my heart. I end up in tears…….

Today’s Praise Celebration (2/9/07) was the most "hardest hit" when i seem at my lowest point. I tot tat God wud want to teach me a lesson (aka a good "smiting" or "backlashing" of my spirit) maybe tru Pastor Davids preaching. I tot it will be a word tat will cut into my soul divide my spirit and make me feel so guilty tat i will repent (tat kinda feeling which is never really enjoyable… :P).  Today Ps david talk abt praises and worship…..coming to the Holy of Hollies……which is the very presence of God when we worship.

*Heres wat it feels like in my interpretation to be in the presence of God.  Alright, imagine the Agong came to your house and standing in front of u right now. How wud u feel? Nervous? In awe? Shaking? Fear? Tremble? Speechless? You feel like u have nothing u can do but  bow down and probably utter some of those Royal formality mumbo jumbos. Well thats in the presence of the Agong. In the presence of God, u get 10 to the power of 1,000,000,000,000 of tat feeling. Its indescribable. And u will feel even more powerless on what u shud do. Well, rest assured God wont chop of ur head if u say something wrong. After all, He’s caring and loving.   

Well today, God was present. Surprise! Caught me off guard and i just broke down and shed tears for a good 5 minits. This crying is not a crying of sadness. Its a crying tat says "God is here and He is in me still". The song written by Henry Seeley (Planetshakers) "Take Me" was such a song tat spoke to me today.

And i found myself tat i miss God all this while. Just tat i havent talked much with Him. 

After service i still felt the "aftershocks" of God’s presence. He is after all, God =)

I hope God helps me this time in my exams. Erm, although it seems im relying and depending more on Him rather and doing less on my part. But James 1:5 is still in me. "For those who lack wisdom and asks for it, God shall give to him liberally without reproach." But still i have to do my part…..hope is enough. Gods grace is always sufficient for me. I wud really want to do well in this semester exams.  I need that cushion so tat i can fall on IF anything happens. Im not sure if God is working something in me and my life. Things just seem out of perspective at the moment.

Holy Spirit dont leave me. Forsake not my soul for i cry out from my heart and my soul who thirts for the living God.

God Bless those whom I care and love always.
- darrenZ -